Never discuss beetroot with a choking Baronet
posted by Roger 7:01 AM [edit]

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Incendary devices should never be placed in the rectum of a guide dog.
posted by Ronald 10:53 AM [edit]

Only the deaf appreciate a joke told by a dumb man.
posted by Ronald 10:52 AM [edit]

The loss of the old fashioned ironmonger has resulted in an excess of useless caps screws
posted by Ronald 10:48 AM [edit]

A limping man does not benifit from clogs.
posted by Ronald 10:46 AM [edit]

Thursday, June 16, 2005

Never toss an anchor in shallow waters (attributed: The Ladies of Leith)
posted by Roger 11:39 PM [edit]

Saturday, March 26, 2005

The efficiency of a lighthouse reduces in proportion to the square of it's distance from the sea.
posted by Sir Oleon 3:24 AM [edit]

Do not try to maintain eye contact with an angry weasel
posted by Sir Oleon 3:22 AM [edit]

It is not possible to satisfactorily gift wrap a bell
posted by Sir Oleon 3:19 AM [edit]

Wednesday, December 08, 2004

Never tie your boot laces while grooming wildebeest

posted by Consuela 11:04 AM [edit]

Wednesday, November 17, 2004

Keep your flag hoisted and you'll never want for shipmates

posted by Consuela 7:43 AM [edit]

Tuesday, October 26, 2004

Quoits can confuse a porpoise
posted by Roger 4:55 AM [edit]

Avoid hedgehogs on baseball diamonds
posted by Roger 4:54 AM [edit]

The sweep's broom knows many chimneys

posted by Roger 4:53 AM [edit]

Plankton is rare in Pontefract

posted by Roger 4:52 AM [edit]

An Inuit with a monocle cannot whistle

posted by Roger 4:50 AM [edit]