tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30165462011-06-07T23:42:11.752-07:00THE BRAINBOXA pot pouri of wisdom culled from diverse sourcesRogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16442214414481689416noreply@blogger.comBlogger2151100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-1143471759332860152006-03-27T07:01:00.000-08:002006-03-27T07:02:39.346-08:00Never discuss beetroot with a choking BaronetRogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16442214414481689416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-1138215298438750392006-01-25T10:53:00.000-08:002006-01-25T10:54:58.440-08:00Incendary devices should never be placed in the rectum of a guide dog.Ronaldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04221152789848369336noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-1138215210825340662006-01-25T10:52:00.000-08:002006-01-25T10:53:30.826-08:00Only the deaf appreciate a joke told by a dumb man.Ronaldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04221152789848369336noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-1138215122171270072006-01-25T10:48:00.000-08:002006-01-25T10:52:02.170-08:00The loss of the old fashioned ironmonger has resulted in an excess of useless caps screwsRonaldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04221152789848369336noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-1138214902484232552006-01-25T10:46:00.000-08:002006-01-25T10:48:22.493-08:00A limping man does not benifit from clogs.Ronaldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04221152789848369336noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-1118990422955225492005-06-16T23:39:00.000-07:002005-06-16T23:40:22.960-07:00Never toss an anchor in shallow waters (attributed: The Ladies of Leith)Rogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16442214414481689416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-1111836592904715652005-03-26T03:24:00.000-08:002005-03-26T03:29:52.906-08:00The efficiency of a lighthouse reduces in proportion to the square of it's distance from the sea.Sir Oleonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16174609825042688367noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-1111836241058679172005-03-26T03:22:00.000-08:002005-03-26T03:24:01.060-08:00Do not try to maintain eye contact with an angry weaselSir Oleonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16174609825042688367noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-1111836049506842042005-03-26T03:19:00.000-08:002005-03-26T03:20:49.506-08:00It is not possible to satisfactorily gift wrap a bellSir Oleonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16174609825042688367noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-1102532751932016702004-12-08T11:04:00.000-08:002004-12-08T11:05:51.933-08:00Never tie your boot laces while grooming wildebeest
Consuelahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15465321410506229094noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-1100706240937962072004-11-17T07:43:00.000-08:002004-11-17T07:44:00.936-08:00Keep your flag hoisted and you'll never want for shipmates
Consuelahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15465321410506229094noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-1098791783656972542004-10-26T04:55:00.000-07:002004-10-26T04:56:23.656-07:00Quoits can confuse a porpoiseRogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16442214414481689416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-1098791717541458052004-10-26T04:54:00.000-07:002004-10-26T04:55:17.540-07:00Avoid hedgehogs on baseball diamondsRogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16442214414481689416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-1098791667598691062004-10-26T04:53:00.000-07:002004-10-26T04:54:27.596-07:00The sweep's broom knows many chimneys
Rogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16442214414481689416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-1098791586719979532004-10-26T04:52:00.000-07:002004-10-26T04:53:06.720-07:00Plankton is rare in Pontefract
Rogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16442214414481689416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-1098791460871313222004-10-26T04:50:00.000-07:002004-10-26T04:51:00.873-07:00An Inuit with a monocle cannot whistle
Rogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16442214414481689416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-1080687331651795472004-03-30T14:55:00.000-08:002004-03-30T14:59:02.186-08:00Mexican lifeguards cannot straighten wire.Ronaldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04221152789848369336noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-1080687141189440832004-03-30T14:52:00.000-08:002004-03-30T14:55:51.763-08:00The majority of domestic cats are not flanged.Ronaldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04221152789848369336noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-1079795206626171072004-03-20T07:06:00.000-08:002004-03-20T07:10:04.233-08:00By considering every statement to be an answer the need for questions is removed.Sir Oleonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16174609825042688367noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-1079794997207564312004-03-20T07:03:00.000-08:002004-03-20T07:06:34.840-08:00Bream cannot articulateSir Oleonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16174609825042688367noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-1079794682099575762004-03-20T06:58:00.000-08:002004-03-20T07:01:19.780-08:00A glazier without tools should not be expected to officiate at a hockey match.Sir Oleonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16174609825042688367noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-1079794541458826942004-03-20T06:55:00.000-08:002004-03-20T06:58:59.153-08:00Lateral thinking should not be attempted after eating beef.Sir Oleonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16174609825042688367noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-107979435655708912004-03-20T06:52:00.000-08:002004-03-20T06:55:54.280-08:00One willing goat is worth ten irritated sheep.Sir Oleonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16174609825042688367noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-1079271913781306262004-03-14T05:45:00.000-08:002004-03-14T05:48:23.013-08:00Do not attempt to adjust mist with a monkey wrenchRogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16442214414481689416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-1071046792360064102003-12-10T00:59:00.000-08:002003-12-10T01:00:56.296-08:00Muting a trumpet with garlic sausage is inadvisableRogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16442214414481689416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-1069311517745109342003-11-19T22:58:00.000-08:002003-11-19T22:59:13.436-08:00Never let a big busted girl weigh your bananas (attrib: Sir Oleon Zoomweasel)Rogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16442214414481689416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-1065893680019137252003-10-11T10:34:00.000-07:002003-10-11T10:34:39.670-07:00String should only be knotted lengthwiseRogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16442214414481689416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-1064209635691461192003-09-21T22:47:00.000-07:002003-09-21T22:47:15.186-07:00The way to stop pigeons circling in Leith is to time themRogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16442214414481689416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-1064209529508078372003-09-21T22:45:00.000-07:002003-09-21T22:45:29.030-07:00There is always time to prevaricate,I think.Rogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16442214414481689416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-1063469593936719462003-09-13T09:13:00.000-07:002003-09-13T09:13:13.956-07:00Walking the Penine Way may not be attempted wearing polished spats.Ronaldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04221152789848369336noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-1063469487791963902003-09-13T09:11:00.000-07:002003-09-13T09:11:27.816-07:00There is insufficient strength in folded bread to support a large gong.Ronaldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04221152789848369336noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-1062340493997106342003-08-31T07:34:00.000-07:002003-08-31T07:34:53.970-07:00Madame Bovary should not be read whilst wearing leather glovesRogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16442214414481689416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-1057940982082853812003-07-11T09:29:00.000-07:002003-07-11T09:29:42.006-07:00When the hazard lights are on your car is invisibleRogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16442214414481689416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-1056691083181805902003-06-26T22:18:00.000-07:002003-06-26T22:18:03.173-07:00Aardvarks number from the leftRogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16442214414481689416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-1056690981177613012003-06-26T22:16:00.000-07:002003-06-26T22:16:21.176-07:00Giving directions to an Eskimo involves a rudimentary understanding of iceRogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16442214414481689416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-960187902003-06-25T08:36:00.000-07:002003-06-25T08:36:25.510-07:00Never leave a sheep dog unattended near a harpConsuelahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15465321410506229094noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-958977762003-06-21T11:36:00.001-07:002003-06-21T11:36:53.803-07:00The enlightened man understands all once the circles are countedRogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16442214414481689416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-958977592003-06-21T11:36:00.000-07:002003-06-21T11:36:21.846-07:00He who sees only folly walks into a treeRogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16442214414481689416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-957565962003-06-17T08:47:00.000-07:002003-06-17T08:47:20.590-07:00A ferret in a balloonist's gondola is not an assetRogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16442214414481689416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-957251532003-06-16T11:35:00.000-07:002003-06-16T11:35:17.893-07:00A tuning fork will not flavour a stale saladRogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16442214414481689416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-957251302003-06-16T11:34:00.000-07:002003-06-16T11:36:23.000-07:00There is wisdom even in an empty bucket but the thirsty man prefers waterRogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16442214414481689416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-947367632003-05-22T06:55:00.000-07:002003-05-22T06:56:40.000-07:00He who snanders is able to manually massage the buttocks to relieve cramp without inducing an erectionRogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16442214414481689416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-945216362003-05-17T20:28:00.000-07:002003-05-17T20:28:41.440-07:00Rearranging elephants requires an unfeasible amount of super glue.Ronaldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04221152789848369336noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-938914452003-05-06T16:08:00.000-07:002003-05-06T16:08:50.343-07:00The muscles of the instep are not extended during conventional intercourse or bell ringing.Sir Oleonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16174609825042688367noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-895972622003-02-23T05:45:00.000-08:002003-02-23T05:45:30.980-08:00The bond between wash leather and bucket cannot be summarised.Ronaldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04221152789848369336noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-895972312003-02-23T05:43:00.000-08:002003-02-23T05:44:31.000-08:00Picnics on a maggot farm are seldom repeatedRonaldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04221152789848369336noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-869178902003-01-04T03:00:00.000-08:002003-01-04T03:00:14.413-08:00Never matriculate after consuming porridgeRogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16442214414481689416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-869178752003-01-04T02:59:00.000-08:002003-01-04T02:59:23.350-08:00Long grain rice is slow to countRogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16442214414481689416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-869178572003-01-04T02:58:00.000-08:002003-01-04T02:58:26.476-08:00To remember forgetfulness forget rememberingRogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16442214414481689416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-866523742002-12-28T23:48:00.000-08:002002-12-28T23:48:46.123-08:00Faith in one's ability to procreate is essential to the active plumber.Ronaldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04221152789848369336noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-864553662002-12-23T15:58:00.000-08:002002-12-23T15:58:44.563-08:00Approaching rear facing geese with a sickle can cause beak rot.Ronaldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04221152789848369336noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-856294042002-12-06T22:34:00.000-08:002002-12-06T22:34:56.143-08:00The colour of socks is no guide to veracityRogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16442214414481689416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-853326712002-12-01T07:34:00.000-08:002002-12-01T07:38:35.000-08:00The discovery of aluminium was essential to the development of hand held bicycles.Ronaldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04221152789848369336noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-839345302002-11-02T15:07:00.000-08:002002-11-02T15:07:48.743-08:00Never put one's faith in an inferior zipRonaldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04221152789848369336noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-839344902002-11-02T15:06:00.000-08:002002-11-02T15:06:40.320-08:00Red ties dazzle mothsRonaldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04221152789848369336noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-835603412002-10-26T10:38:00.000-07:002002-10-26T10:38:32.803-07:00Do not attempt a glottal stop whilst eating grapesRogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16442214414481689416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-832514642002-10-20T07:52:00.000-07:002002-10-20T07:52:06.176-07:00Always look inside the eggboxConsuelahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15465321410506229094noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-832039352002-10-18T22:54:00.000-07:002002-11-04T09:22:30.000-08:00Gibbons can be taught to type but never to repair sewing machines.Ronaldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04221152789848369336noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-832038262002-10-18T22:50:00.000-07:002002-10-18T22:50:36.693-07:00A bewildered weasel is dangerous when confined in a small hat.Ronaldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04221152789848369336noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-828287922002-10-10T22:43:00.000-07:002002-10-10T22:43:48.013-07:00Do not use a butterfly as an illegal paperweightRogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16442214414481689416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-828283932002-10-10T22:30:00.000-07:002002-10-10T22:30:39.640-07:00Time is an eel in a jarConsuelahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15465321410506229094noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-826757692002-10-07T22:38:00.000-07:002002-10-07T22:38:34.843-07:00The square on the hypotenuse cannot be surgically removedConsuelahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15465321410506229094noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-825036542002-10-03T22:37:00.000-07:002002-10-03T22:37:39.946-07:00The porcupine makes a poor bookmarkRogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16442214414481689416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-822220842002-09-27T20:42:00.000-07:002002-09-27T20:42:59.453-07:00Licking the back of a hair brush is no substitute for strudelRonaldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04221152789848369336noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-822218792002-09-27T20:36:00.000-07:002002-09-27T20:36:27.306-07:00The blind fear muffled bell clappers.Ronaldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04221152789848369336noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-819664112002-09-22T15:53:00.000-07:002002-09-22T15:53:16.903-07:00An oak timber salesman may find it difficult to close the deal.Ronaldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04221152789848369336noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-819662312002-09-22T15:48:00.000-07:002002-09-22T15:48:09.663-07:00It is not and has never been necessary to calibrate window frames.Ronaldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04221152789848369336noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-819661692002-09-22T15:46:00.000-07:002002-09-22T15:46:16.193-07:00A stain on ones character is the most difficult to remove.Ronaldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04221152789848369336noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-813074242002-09-08T00:27:00.000-07:002002-09-08T00:27:32.130-07:00It is not possible to teach a baboon to whistleRonaldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04221152789848369336noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-813073482002-09-08T00:23:00.000-07:002002-09-08T00:23:42.513-07:00Since privatisation new buses are not fitted with a reverse gear.Ronaldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04221152789848369336noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-812731272002-09-07T02:21:00.000-07:002002-09-07T02:21:21.680-07:00In Scotland, more people know what's on a lavatory ceiling than in any other part of the world. (attrib: Sir Oleon Zoomweasel)Rogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16442214414481689416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-812731102002-09-07T02:20:00.000-07:002002-09-07T02:20:15.446-07:00The size of the flutemaker's window in Bramley is no indication of the number of flutes produced. (attrib: Sir Oleon Zoomweasel)Rogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16442214414481689416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-812439192002-09-06T10:33:00.000-07:002002-09-06T10:33:42.773-07:00The corridors are always longer on a Friday afternoon.Rogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16442214414481689416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-798180792002-08-04T14:56:00.000-07:002002-08-19T10:42:58.000-07:00A well ironed cat shows an almost obsessive devotion to form.Ronaldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04221152789848369336noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-797028772002-08-01T13:35:00.000-07:002002-08-01T13:36:10.000-07:00No more than seven people of average height ever take part in the same toxophily contest. Ronaldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04221152789848369336noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-795072292002-07-28T03:51:00.000-07:002002-07-28T03:51:29.653-07:00A coelacanth is no substitute for a good colander.Consuelahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15465321410506229094noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-794757712002-07-27T08:22:00.000-07:002002-07-27T08:22:05.510-07:00To cater for an ungrateful child is like having sex with the tooth fairy.Ronaldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04221152789848369336noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-794703342002-07-27T02:06:00.000-07:002002-07-27T02:06:16.053-07:00Votive candles should not be substituted for cabers.Consuelahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15465321410506229094noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-794703262002-07-27T02:05:00.000-07:002002-07-27T02:05:41.790-07:00The neap tide is not a good time for marinading carrots.Consuelahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15465321410506229094noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-794703142002-07-27T02:04:00.000-07:002002-07-27T02:04:33.426-07:00On no account admonish a seahorse.Consuelahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15465321410506229094noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-791841752002-07-20T02:33:00.000-07:002002-07-20T02:33:36.650-07:00Maximillian's horned toad is responsible for three quarters of the world's spawn.Rogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16442214414481689416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-787648682002-07-09T22:50:00.000-07:002002-07-09T22:50:33.000-07:00The cube which yearns to be a sphere suffers from misshaped ambition.Consuelahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15465321410506229094noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-786913912002-07-08T09:31:00.000-07:002002-07-08T09:31:44.913-07:00Flying bladderwort from a flagpole invites derision.Rogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16442214414481689416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-783782042002-06-30T02:42:00.000-07:002002-06-30T02:42:47.090-07:00A clown usually has larger biceps than a hairdresser.Ronaldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04221152789848369336noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-783781802002-06-30T02:40:00.000-07:002002-06-30T02:40:55.053-07:00The inner wrapping of a packet of garibaldi biscuits should incorporate a weevil repelantRonaldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04221152789848369336noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-773211382002-06-03T22:57:00.000-07:002002-06-03T22:57:42.343-07:00Cheese should not be wheeled downhill during a thunderstormRogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16442214414481689416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-769660682002-05-25T12:28:00.000-07:002002-05-25T12:28:11.740-07:00A broken egg, however old seldom contains a mouseRonaldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04221152789848369336noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-768780732002-05-23T04:01:00.000-07:002002-05-23T04:01:25.936-07:00Tarantulas are bemused by knitting woolRogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16442214414481689416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-766975542002-05-18T10:01:00.000-07:002002-05-18T10:01:39.906-07:00It is not fashionable to exhibit limes in an outside midden.Sir Oleonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16174609825042688367noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-766975032002-05-18T09:59:00.000-07:002002-05-18T09:59:53.513-07:00One should never try to roast a newt on a gas fired camping lamp.Sir Oleonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16174609825042688367noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-766210082002-05-16T08:07:00.000-07:002002-05-16T08:07:21.913-07:00Caressing nectarines is frowned upon in NuneatonConsuelahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15465321410506229094noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-764534332002-05-12T00:34:00.000-07:002002-05-12T00:34:54.060-07:00Sixteen is proven to be an unlucky number for small ducksRonaldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04221152789848369336noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-764533942002-05-12T00:32:00.000-07:002002-05-12T00:32:57.400-07:00The maximum number of dried figs contained in a match box is eleven.Ronaldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04221152789848369336noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-764533692002-05-12T00:31:00.000-07:002002-05-12T00:31:18.603-07:00The consistency of the underside of a well baked pie crust will vary according to the operating density of the gravy but is independent of the predominant weather conditions.Ronaldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04221152789848369336noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-763107042002-05-08T10:37:00.000-07:002002-05-08T11:37:19.000-07:00Existentialists prefer the ubiquity of black hose to the propinquity of ferret leathers.Rogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16442214414481689416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-757777202002-04-24T12:21:00.000-07:002002-04-24T12:21:27.030-07:00Never give a pickle to a pogonotomistRogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16442214414481689416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-752119802002-04-09T11:04:00.000-07:002002-04-09T11:04:33.430-07:00Wittgenstein's use of the pluperfect was unconditionalRogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16442214414481689416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-751292162002-04-07T03:09:00.000-07:002002-04-07T03:09:32.873-07:00Those of us who fight the good fight and lose often turn to haute cuisine. (Attrib: Sir Oleon Zoomweasel)Rogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16442214414481689416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-751292102002-04-07T03:08:00.000-07:002002-04-07T03:08:39.480-07:00No matter how many times I see Ben Hur I still think Massala is a curry not a RomanRogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16442214414481689416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3016546.post-751292042002-04-07T03:07:00.000-07:002002-04-07T03:07:58.543-07:00If micro-surgery doesn't work then try a change of socksRogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16442214414481689416noreply@blogger.com